30 Soccer Pick Up Lines

Are you watching a game and you spotted someone you like? Are you a soccer player trying to impress one of the girls? Or you might be a girl trying to start a conversation with a soccer fan/player.

For whatever reason you’re looking for some good soccer pick up lines – here’s a list that will prove useful.

Soccer pick up lines to use on girls

Hey babe, I’ve heard you have good ball handling skills.

Where’s your jersey? I need your name and number.

Hey girl, are you a soccer goalie? Because you’re a keeper.

You should date a soccer player, I can go for 90 minutes without stopping.

Want to play some soccer? I’m the one scoring tonight.

If you were a soccer ball, I think I’d never shoot because I’m always going to miss you.

I like Ronaldo but I’d love to get Messi.

You’d better take your shirt off before I take the red card out.

I’m pretty much like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top but finish second.

Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.

I have to admit: you’re more beautiful than the beautiful game.

Baby, in this game, you’re allowed to use your hands.

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Do you want to score or keep playing with the balls?

I heard you’re a big fan of Mata. (Not really) It doesn’t matter, Juan to go out with me tonight?

Hi babe, my name is Vicent and you look like you could use some Kompany.

You can call me Chris because I’ve got some Wood for you.

Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.

Hey girl, do you wanna go get Messi?

Wanna play some soccer? I’ll be the striker while you’re the goalie.

Next time I see you I’ll buy you a pair of gloves, ’cause baby, you’re a keeper!

Soccer pick up lines to use on guys

Here is a list of a few funny soccer pick up lines that you can use on guys or why not, even girls. These are all name related, somebody that’s a fan of this sport would have definitely heard of them.

I hope your name is Suarez just so I can let you bite me.

Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra.

Is your name Vincent? Because I could really use your Kompany.

Is your name Jose Mourinho? Because you really are the special one.

Is your name Joe? Because you’re stealing my Hart.

Is your name Jack? Because I Wilshere my love with you.

Is your name Hazard? Because you’re Eden back to mine tonight.

Is your name Benzema? Because I’ll make you Karim your pants tonight.

Is your name Lionel? Because you made my pants Messi.

Is your name Arjen? Because you’ve Robben my heart.

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