When it comes to baseball – no glove, no love!
These are both, funny baseball players pick up lines to impress the girls or lines for a girl to use on a baseball player or fan. Some are cute and cheesy while others are quite direct. Either way, there’s fun guaranteed!
Baseball Pick Up Lines
I think I’m falling in glove with you.
Babe, I hope you’re good at catching because I think I’m starting to fall for you.
I only wear one glove so I can hold your hand with my free one.
Girl, if you were a baseball and I was a ball, would you let me hit that?
Wanna know what’s long and hard? My bat.
Just to let you know: as a baseball player, I know my way around the bases…
Wanna play some ball? I have two balls and a bat, we could go 9 innings.
Baby, I’m a free agent and I want you to sign me with no opt-out clause.
I love baseball. So take me home, girl.
Don’t worry babe, I’m an outfielder – I’ll always catch you.
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Can I get your jersey? Sorry, I mean your name and number.
Most guys are like broken bats. But I’m good, baby, hard wood!
Can I pinch hit on you?
Baby, date me and I’ll eventually show you a real diamond.
I wish you were a baseball so I could hit a home run.
Girl, you have two options: I can either take you to the ball or I can take the ball to you.
Baby, you are quite the catch.
My dugout, or yours?
If you let me round first, I have a feeling I’ll want to go straight for the home run.
Do you know what me and Indiana Pacers have in common? Solid D.
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