80 Christian Pick Up Lines

A collection of 80 funny Christian pick up lines that will make her/him laugh. Have fun!

700 Wives

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.


It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.


Unlike the Israelites, who forgot the Lord, I will remember your name for the rest of my life.

I’m a Man

I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am.

Tear My Clothes

If you say no, I’m going to tear my clothes, get in my sackcloth and rub dust into my head.


I put the “stud” in the Bible study.

Red Sea

I would part the Red Sea for you.


I’m developing the newest form of singstar: hymns and songs of worship.


Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.

Fisher of Men

Are you the fisher of men? Because you just reeled me in.


For you, I would slay two Goliaths.

One of My Ribs

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.


Shall we tithe?

Non-Alcoholic Beverage

Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?


If you say no, I’m going on a pilgrimage.


Hi there, my name is Will… God’s will for your life.


What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?


I come from Egypt… the same place Moses lived.


Hi, I’m Calvin. You were meant to choose me.

All Day

Phil 4:8 says to think about whatever is pure and lovely. And I’ve been thinking about you ALL DAY!


You float my ark.


I don’t feel called to celibacy.


At points in my life, I have been referred to as Samson.

Sponsor Children

I have many sponsor children. One in each developing nation.

Parents Are Home

So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?

Book of Numbers

So, I’ve been reading the Book of Numbers and realized I haven’t got yours.


Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.


Are you a preacher? Because I’d respond to your altar call any day.


I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.


I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a provers 31 kinda women.

Other Guys

I’m not like those other Christ Church guys.

Greek and Hebrew

I’m one of the fortunate ones. Greek and Hebrew come pretty easily to me.


Let me remove my sandals before I come any closer.

Do This As A Pair

Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair!


Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


What’s your favorite apostle?

Galatians 5

You are a Galatians 5 fruit salad.

Wonderfully Made

Girl, you are so fearfully and wonderfully made.

Feed the Hungry

The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’, so how about dinner?


Let’s say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites.

I Kissed Dating Goodbye

I heard you’ve read ‘I Kissed Dating Goodbye’. How about you and me say hello to courtship instead?


51% of me is 100% certain that I can give you 51% of my heart forever.

Love Languages

I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages. In fact, I invented 4 of them.


I mentioned you in my testimony.


Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Walk Towards You

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I’m being lead to Bethlehem.


Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.


I can be your Boaz.

Threshing Floor

Feel free to meet me at the threshing floor.

God’s Telling Me

I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.


Let’s go for a ride in my zondervan.

Call God

Somebody better call God, He’s missing an angel!

50 Shades

Hey girl! I’d like to show you 50 shades of grace.


You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

All Things

I like to think that I’m all things to all women.


The perseverance of the Saints is well illustrated by the amount of time I spend talking to you.


Is it a sin that you stole my heart?


You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

Philippians 4:8

When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.

Loaves and Fishes

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.


Have you died before? Because that looks like a resurrection body to me.


The Lord Jesus was into carpentry. I’m doing an apprenticeship.

7 Times

If I march around you 7 times, will you fall for me?


You are perfect, except with all the sin.

Last Name

Not a big fan of your last name, but that’s fine, I can change that.

Holy Spirit

It is hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

Number 7

It took 7 days to create the world, but it only takes 7 digits to change mine.


You put the ‘cute’ back in persecution.


Is this seat saved? Are you?


Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

Better Christian

You make me want to be a better Christian.

Ecclesiastes 4:11

Hey good-looking, Ecclesiastes 4:11…

Love Tester

I did a love tester on your name and mine… it came back ‘predestined’.


I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.


As Shammah the son of Agee and Hararite protected the field of lentils, so I wish to protect you.

Natural Theology

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

Queen of Sheba

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.


So, can I clothe you in righteousness?

Interpreting Dreams

I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you.


I predicted David over Goliath. Now I’m betting on you and me.


Any other good Christian pick up lines you can think of?




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