A collection of 80 funny Christian pick up lines that will make her/him laugh. Have fun!
700 Wives
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.
Sprouted
It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
Israelites
Unlike the Israelites, who forgot the Lord, I will remember your name for the rest of my life.
I’m a Man
I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am.
Tear My Clothes
If you say no, I’m going to tear my clothes, get in my sackcloth and rub dust into my head.
Stud
I put the “stud” in the Bible study.
Red Sea
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Singstar
I’m developing the newest form of singstar: hymns and songs of worship.
Prayer
Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Fisher of Men
Are you the fisher of men? Because you just reeled me in.
Goliath
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
One of My Ribs
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
Tithe
Shall we tithe?
Non-Alcoholic Beverage
Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?
Pilgrimage
If you say no, I’m going on a pilgrimage.
Will
Hi there, my name is Will… God’s will for your life.
Afterlife
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Egypt
I come from Egypt… the same place Moses lived.
Calvin
Hi, I’m Calvin. You were meant to choose me.
All Day
Phil 4:8 says to think about whatever is pure and lovely. And I’ve been thinking about you ALL DAY!
Ark
You float my ark.
Celibacy
I don’t feel called to celibacy.
Samson
At points in my life, I have been referred to as Samson.
Sponsor Children
I have many sponsor children. One in each developing nation.
Parents Are Home
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
Book of Numbers
So, I’ve been reading the Book of Numbers and realized I haven’t got yours.
Esther
Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
Preacher
Are you a preacher? Because I’d respond to your altar call any day.
Predestination
I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.
Proverbs
I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a provers 31 kinda women.
Other Guys
I’m not like those other Christ Church guys.
Greek and Hebrew
I’m one of the fortunate ones. Greek and Hebrew come pretty easily to me.
Sandals
Let me remove my sandals before I come any closer.
Do This As A Pair
Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair!
Heaven
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Apostle
What’s your favorite apostle?
Galatians 5
You are a Galatians 5 fruit salad.
Wonderfully Made
Girl, you are so fearfully and wonderfully made.
Feed the Hungry
The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’, so how about dinner?
Amorites
Let’s say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites.
I Kissed Dating Goodbye
I heard you’ve read ‘I Kissed Dating Goodbye’. How about you and me say hello to courtship instead?
51%
51% of me is 100% certain that I can give you 51% of my heart forever.
Love Languages
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages. In fact, I invented 4 of them.
Testimony
I mentioned you in my testimony.
Lost
Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Walk Towards You
I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I’m being lead to Bethlehem.
Indulgence
Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
Boaz
I can be your Boaz.
Threshing Floor
Feel free to meet me at the threshing floor.
God’s Telling Me
I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Zondervan
Let’s go for a ride in my zondervan.
Call God
Somebody better call God, He’s missing an angel!
50 Shades
Hey girl! I’d like to show you 50 shades of grace.
Egyptian
You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.
All Things
I like to think that I’m all things to all women.
Perseverance
The perseverance of the Saints is well illustrated by the amount of time I spend talking to you.
Sin
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Unblemished
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
Philippians 4:8
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Loaves and Fishes
You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
Resurrection
Have you died before? Because that looks like a resurrection body to me.
Apprenticeship
The Lord Jesus was into carpentry. I’m doing an apprenticeship.
7 Times
If I march around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
Perfection
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
Last Name
Not a big fan of your last name, but that’s fine, I can change that.
Holy Spirit
It is hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Number 7
It took 7 days to create the world, but it only takes 7 digits to change mine.
Cute
You put the ‘cute’ back in persecution.
Saved
Is this seat saved? Are you?
Transfiguration
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
Better Christian
You make me want to be a better Christian.
Ecclesiastes 4:11
Hey good-looking, Ecclesiastes 4:11…
Love Tester
I did a love tester on your name and mine… it came back ‘predestined’.
Joshua
I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.
Protection
As Shammah the son of Agee and Hararite protected the field of lentils, so I wish to protect you.
Natural Theology
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
Queen of Sheba
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Clothe
So, can I clothe you in righteousness?
Interpreting Dreams
I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you.
Prediction
I predicted David over Goliath. Now I’m betting on you and me.
Any other good Christian pick up lines you can think of?