We’re not going to tell you how to prepare your teeth for a dentist appointment. All you have to remember is you have to floss like a boss!
But, whether you’re a dental student or practitioner or you’ve fallen in love with one, having a sense of humor is always going to help.
In this article, we’ll take a look at some of the best pick up lines for dentists. Have fun!
Dentist Pick Up Lines
Let’s play dentist; first I knock you out and then I fill all your cavities.
I’m sorry I had to spit again but looking at you makes me salivate.
I have a cavity in my heart and I wonder if you can fill it.
Are you my wisdom tooth? Because something inside me is telling me to take you out.
Baby, it’s time to probe your gaps.
Are you a dentist? Because I need a filling.
Are you a dentist? Because you’re so sweet I’m getting cavities.
I wish you were my teeth so I could grind you in my sleep.
Do you need dental floss? I’ll give you some for free if you have dinner with me.
Are you ready to get drilled?
My next appointment is 3 months from now, any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over dinner?
I wish I would melt in your mouth.
You must be a dentist, ’cause you leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I don’t need you.
Just stick your tongue out farther for me.
You’ve got a beautiful smile, I bet you floss regularly.
I’ll drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a couple of days.
Stop undressing me with your eyes and use your teeth instead!
If you enjoyed these dental pick-up lines, you might also enjoy: