25 Financial Pick Up Lines

Looking for some financial pick up lines?

Whatever industry you’re in, over the years you’re definitely going to meet and interact with people from the financial sector.

Therefore, it’s always best to be equipped with some good finance pick up lines, you never know what tomorrow may bring.

We divided them into 4 different categories: economics, stock market, bank, and money.

Have fun!

Economics Pick Up Lines

We’ll start our list with 10 of the best economist pick up lines.

Hey baby, if I told you that you have a beautiful body, would it improve your self-esteem to a threshold at which you’d have no interest in me?

The marginal returns of spending time with you will never diminish.

Our society is underproducing but I’m sure if we got together we’d achieve an efficient allocation of resources.

Girl, I don’t need to conduct a cost-benefit analysis to know you’re worth the investment.

Fraud makes me sad while you make me glad.

Unbalanced accounts are near misses. Perfect, though, are my hugs and kisses.

Debits are left and credits are right, when I first looked at you it was love at first sight.

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Cutie, let’s role play. I’ll be the banking industry while you’ll be the American people in 2008.

Girl, you must be a CDO with all that junk in your tranche.

Let’s go into my office because I want to see your statements.

Stock Market pick up lines

Up or down?

The S&P was in red, but I wasn’t blue, because I shorted the market and went long on you.

Hey, I bought $SNAP at IPO. You like strap-ons?

Hey hun, can I buy some puts? ‘Cause I’d love to watch you go down.

If you were a leveraged ETF, I’d hold you longer than a week.

I hope you’re a bear because I’m going to go down on you.

Bank pick up lines

A few banker pick up lines you can use on your next meet-up:

I’ll be your debit if you’ll be my credit.

Are you a bank? ‘Cause girl, you’ve got my interest.

Just because I’m not a hedge fund manager doesn’t mean I can’t manage those assets.

Do you have a bank account? You must have because I’m saving all my love for you.

You must be debt because my interest in you is definitely growing.

Money Pick Up Lines

And, at last, here are a few pick up lines about money:

I’m not usually this tall, I’m just sitting on my wallet.

Baby, can I buy you a drink or you just want the money?

Is your credit score bad? ‘Cause you look good to me.

Can I deposit my number into your phone?

If I had a penny for every time I think of you, I’d be in the higher tax bracket.

What other financial pick up lines do you know?

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