33 Gay and Lesbian Pick Up Lines

We compiled this list of what we consider some of the best gay and lesbian pick up lines. Some of them are clean and cute while others are quite brave and dirty. Good luck and, most importantly, have fun – the both of you!

Gay Pick Up Lines

We’ll start with a few gay pick up lines:

  1. When I’m with you, I can’t think straight.
  2. You’re the hottest person in the atmosqueer.
  3. I’m 50 shades of gay for you.
  4. I played Tetris as a kid, so I’m sure I can make it fit.
  5. I’ll treat you like my homework; I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
  6. If I was Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought.
  7. If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me store my nuts in your hole?
  8. I would honestly offer you a cigarette, but I guess you’re already smoking hot.
  9. Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.
  10. I’m not feeling myself today; can I feel you?
  11. Wanna know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
  12. Is your name highway? ‘Cause I wanna ride you all night long.
  13. Today, I don’t feel like doing anything; except you.
  14. What’s long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber. But I like the way you think.
  15. What are the chances of me getting head if I flip a coin?
  16. We are having a penis enlargement contest over here. Do you have a policy that we could borrow?
  17. I hope you’re not a vegetarian┬ábecause we’re gonna eat some meat.

Lesbian Pick Up Lines

Here are some lesbian pick up lines:

  1. Give me a thumbs up and I’ll give you two fingers in return.
  2. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
  3. Do you really think you’re straight? So is spaghetti till it’s wet.
  4. Wanna know what’s my favorite lipstick? Whichever one you’re wearing.
  5. They call me coffee because I grind so fine and I’ll keep you up past 3 a.m.
  6. Do you wanna boldly go with me where no man has gone before?
  7. If we were a book, I bet our climax would be memorable.
  8. Baby, you must be from Prague, because I can’t help but Czech you out.
  9. No wonder you’re always salty – you’re sodium fine.
  10. Cutie, are you Christmas? ‘Cause I wanna merry you.
  11. Do you know any good bakeries around? ‘Cause I’d love to have a cutie pie like you.
  12. Black Friday sale; my house, you and I. All clothes will be 100% off.
  13. I’ll give you a kiss and if you don’t like it, you can always return it.
  14. My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
  15. Are you butt dialling? ‘Cause cutie, I can swear that ass is calling me.
  16. Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d love to offer you a drink and then get sexual.

 

What are your favorite gay and lesbian pick up lines?

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