You’ve read the title – we know what you’re thinking. But ice cream pick-up lines don’t have to be sleazy. Most of them are funny or cute, and they will definitely help win someone’s heart. Or at least steal them a smile.
Bonus: we have other dessert pick-up lines for your run-of-the-mill foodies or for people who enjoy a good laugh. You can use them face to face or in your online messages, knowing they’re guaranteed straight arrows. Read, enjoy, and find something that suits your personality!
Cake, Ice Cream and Dessert Pick Up Lines
- Be the Ben to my Jerry. Be the Baskin to my Robbins. You’re already my Dairy Queen of all Queens.
- Now I know what a hot fudge sundae lacks. A hot slice of you.
- Have you been churned? Because you look really fresh!
- Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
- Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
- Are you Rocky Road? Because I would like nothing more than to pave you.
- You must be an ice-cream because you give me a brain freeze and lots of happy hormones.
- Want to hear a bad ice-cream pick-up line? Cone me.
- What sort of ice-cream would you be? *Wait for reply* Answer: I think I’d be a pecan ice-cream because I’m nuts for you!
- When I look at you, my cream gets whipped, my banana gets split, and my spoon feels licked.
- Are you Choco Taco? Because I bet, everyone wants you.
- You must be made from ice-cream because all I want to do is eat you up.
- Sorry I took so long in getting back to you. I had to see my dentist because you’re so sweet.
- What is your favorite ice-cream? *Wait for reply* Answer: My favorite is a waffle cone and three scoops of you.
- Do you want to have sex with me? It’s like an ice-cream. Even when it’s pretty bad, it’s still good.
- How is sex like a banana split? I split my legs, and you can pop my cherry.
- We could make beautiful ice cream together. You bring the frozen yogurt, and I let you dip it into my hot fudge.
- Want to come by my place and have sex? I have cake up-stairs.
- We’re like cocoa and marshmallows. You’re extremely hot, and I want to be on top of you.
- I like my women like I like my dessert: dripping down my fingers.
- Can I double stuff your Oreo?
- I like women like my sorbet – sweet and juicy.
- Did you sit in a pile of sugar? You have a pretty sweet ass!
- I like you more than cake.
- Want to hear an ice-cream pick-up line? You make me melt.
- I want you more than a Klondike bar on a hot day.
- If you were a cake, which flavor would you be? *Wait for reply.* You were supposed to say cheesecake because that’s the cheesiest cake pick-up line I know.
- Want to try some role-playing? I’m Burger King, and you’re Dairy Queen. You treat me right; I do it your way.
- If we were ice-cream scoops, we would be one big bowl of sweet.
- Lick me; I’m chocolate.
- You’re like a box of chocolates. *Wait for them to ask why* Because I want to take your top off and eat you up.
- Are you peanut butter? Because every time I see you, my legs turn to jelly.
- Want to come by my place? I have something delicious on my dessert menu. Me’n’u.
- You’re my favorite type of candy: half sweet and half nuts.
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