30 Lawyer Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for some funny law pick up lines?

At least, you don’t have to worry about being arrested or sued – it’s totally legal to flirt with your lawyer, paralegal, attorney or any other cute law professional. It’s a pretty stressful profession so bringing a smile on his/her face would be very much appreciated. Have fun and good luck!

Lawyer Pick Up Lines

Babe, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.

How about practicing some lateral equality?

Are you my lawyer? Because you should be definitely screwing me.

Baby, I don’t need your number, I know I can always find it in the Fine section.

I don’t need to be a fiduciary to take care of you; plus, you won’t ever find me in a conflict of interest.

I wish men would be like law exams: easy, straightforward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterward.

I booked us a room so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.

I really like how you fill out a brief.

Let’s stop debating equality and fairness – I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

Honey, is that a gavel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If I were on a jury, I’d find you guilty of being criminally beautiful.

Unlike a court, I would order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

Baby, are you an attractive nuisance? Because I want to climb on top of you and hurt myself.

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Shall we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages?

If your mouth was as learned as your hand, baby I’d be in heaven.

Oh man, I’d better call a lawyer because somebody just stole my heart.

Baby, I’m a lawyer, so call me when you’ll file for divorce.

I’ll sue the pants off you.

You know, there’s no better alibi than spending the night with me.

You’re so hot, you make my whole courtroom out of order.

Baby, let me catalog your card.

Cutie, I’ve got a preexisting duty to make you come laude.

You can hold me in contempt, as long as you hold me.

Baby, for $250 an hour, I’ll be whoever you want.

As a good lawyer, I always like to be on top of things.

Cutie, I don’t know if I have standing but I’d love to court you.

Have you got an oral argument for me?

If I get arrested, will you be able to defend me in court? I just want to make sure you can get me off.

Baby, you’re so testi-fine.

Don’t worry, you can love a lawyer – it’s totally legal.

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