Are you looking for some funny law pick up lines?
At least, you don’t have to worry about being arrested or sued – it’s totally legal to flirt with your lawyer, paralegal, attorney or any other cute law professional. It’s a pretty stressful profession so bringing a smile on his/her face would be very much appreciated. Have fun and good luck!
Lawyer Pick Up Lines
- Babe, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.
- How about practising some lateral equality?
- Are you my lawyer? Because you should be definitely screwing me.
- Baby, I don’t need your number, I know I can always find it in the Fine section.
- I don’t need to be a fiduciary to take care of you; plus, you won’t ever find me in a conflict of interest.
- I wish men would be like law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
- I booked us a room so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.
- I really like how you fill out a brief.
- Let’s stop debating equality and fairness – I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
- Honey, is that a gavel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- If I were on a jury, I’d find you guilty of being criminally beautiful.
- Unlike a court, I would order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.
- Baby, are you an attractive nuisance? Because I want to climb on top of you and hurt myself.
- Shall we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages?
- If your mouth was as learned as your hand, baby I’d be in heaven.
- Oh man, I’d better call a lawyer because somebody just stole my heart.
- Baby, I’m a lawyer, so call me when you’ll file for divorce.
- I’ll sue the pants off you.
- You know, there’s no better alibi than spending the night with me.
- You’re so hot, you make my whole courtroom out of order.
- Baby, let me catalog your card.
- Cutie, I’ve got a preexisting duty to make you come laude.
- You can hold me in contempt, as long as you hold me.
- Baby, for $250 an hour, I’ll be whoever you want.
- As a good lawyer, I always like to be on top of things.
- Cutie, I don’t know if I have standing but I’d love to court you.
- Have you got an oral argument for me?
- If I get arrested, will you be able to defend me in court? I just want to make sure you can get me off.
- Baby, you’re so testi-fine.
- Don’t worry, you can love a lawyer – it’s totally legal.
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