33 Science Pick Up Lines

If you think scientists don’t have game, you couldn’t be more wrong!

The science pick up lines are kind of nerdy but amusing and effective nevertheless. Therefore, we compiled a list of what we consider some of the best lines that you can use to start a conversation and, why not, take your newly created friendship to the next level. Enjoy and good luck!

Pick Up Lines about Science


You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

Excited State

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?


I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.


Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?


You must be gibberellin because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.


Hey baby, want to form a zygote?


You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.

Evaporative Cooling

It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.

Schwann Cell

If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

Vesicles and Golgi Body

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.


Want to be my substrate/enzyme?


Honey, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.


I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers?

Concentration Gradient

If you were a concentration gradient, I’d go down on you.

Alkali Metal + Oxygen

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so I could get in you and explode!


I want to stick to you like glue-cose.


You’ve got more cleavage than a cell undergoing cytokinesis.

Recombinant DNA

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

Selectively Permeable Membrane

You must be the one for me since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.


You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.

My Love for You is Endless

Roses are red, bromothymol is blue, there is no endpoint to my love for you.

Active Site

Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

Bunsen Burner

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.


You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!


If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.


Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.

Alpha Helix

Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

Endoplasmic Reticulum

I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.


Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my Okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand?


I also prefer my ribosomes bound… tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid.

Alpha Carbon

Hey, are you an alpha carbon? Because you look susceptible to backside attack.

Aerobic Respiration

Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

Extract Proteins

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?



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