55 Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Well, hello there, human!

Here’s a list of nerdy pick up lines that work best for gamers and geeky people, in general.

But before we start, watch out, some pick up lines are naughty – use them wisely!

55 of the Best Nerdy Pick Up Lines

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

You make my software turn into hardware!

Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’

I can’t help it – my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your a** is refreshing.

Do you still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

I know Jedi mind tricks. Go home with me tonight you will!

You auto-complete me.

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!

I googled your name earlier – I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky’.

I wish you were Broadband so I could get high-speed access.

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Baby, are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

I’d love to take you back to my domain.

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te!

Do you like Science? Because I’ve got my ion you!

I want to do you periodically on the table.

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

Do you like Nintendo? Because WII would look good together.

Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

If you were a Facebook status, I would like you.

I don’t need Twitter to follow you.

If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Is your name Google? Cause you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I’m really feeling a connection.

You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your calculus homework. Because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.

Hey baby, I’ve got my ION you.

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine.

You are sweeter than 3.14.

My love for you is like pi… never ending.

If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?

If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn’t need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.

You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.

If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.

How come I know hundreds of digits of Pi, but not the 10 digits of your phone number?

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

Call me Paul Revere, because I’d like to give you a midnight ride.

If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Are you an early hominid? Because I’ve got a Homo Erectus right now.

Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?

Let’s role play. I’ll be Osama, you be the cave. Now let me hide in you!

I could see you reading my T-shirt from the other side of the LAN party.

I want to go down on you faster than a Blizzard server.

These geeky pick up lines should guarantee at least a smile. There’s a few for any type: gamer pick up lines, math, science, computers, so have fun!

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