100 Funny Pick Up Lines

We all want to use funny pick up lines that work like a charm, right?

Marilyn Monroe famously said that “If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything”. Girls will always love men with a great sense of humor, so if you manage to make her laugh from the very beginning – that’s half the battle won.

We created this list of 100 best funny chat-up lines, further down you can find a collection of pick up lines that are dirty and a few cute, sweet and corny ones.

Random Funny Pick Up Lines

  1. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
  2. Hey, wanna do a 68? You go down on me and I’ll owe you one.
  3. Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
  4. Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.
  5. Is your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout.
  6. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  7. I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!
  8. You are so good-looking that I would marry your sister just to get into your family.
  9. You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
  10. Your body is a wonderland and I’d like to be Alice.
  11. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.
  12. You’re like my underwear. I can’t last a day without you.
  13. You must be Jamaican because, baby, Jamaican me crazy.
  14. You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.
  15. You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
  16. You’re not a vegetarian, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.
  17. Your ass is so nice that it’s a shame that you have to sit on it.
  18. All those curves, and me with no brakes…
  19. Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them..
  20. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  21. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
  22. Are you the flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.
  23. Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet.
  24. Damn, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me raise.
  25. This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
  26. Do you have an inhaler? Cause you’ve got ass ma.
  27. Do you mix concrete for a living? Cause you’re making me hard.
  28. Do you smoke pot? Cause weed be cute together.
  29. Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
  30. Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
  31. I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
  32. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
  33. I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
  34. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
  35. You are so ugly that you’re beautiful. Let’s talk.
  36. I’m bigger and better than the Titanic – only 300 women went down on that vessel!
  37. I’m easy. Are you?
  38. I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
  39. My name is Will… God’s Will!
  40. Do you like puzzles? Let’s find a room and put our pieces together.
  41. You must be an omelette,  because you’re making me egg-cited.
  42. I’m not a doctor, but I’ll take a look.
  43. Wanna take a shower together so we can conserve the water?
  44. I wish I could be your menstruation to visit you monthly.
  45. It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
  46. I’ve got the buns. Have you got the hot dog?
  47. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.
  48. You’re like Pringles – once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
  49. You bring new meanings to the word “edible”.
  50. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after…

Dirty Funny Pick Up Lines

A few dirty pick-up lines that’ll definitely amuse your crush.

  1. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
  2. If you were a Dodge truck, I’d ram you.
  3. Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
  4. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
  5. Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
  6. What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
  7. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  8. You remind of the movie ‘Scarface’ cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.
  9. You’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you!
  10. Your place or mine? Let’s flip a coin: head at my place, tail at yours.
  11. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
  12. Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
  13. I’m not a horse, but you can ride me all day long.
  14. I’ll make you shiver when I deliver.
  15. Is your car battery dead? Cause I’d like to jump you.
  16. If you were a drum, I’d bang you all night long.
  17. If you jingle my bells, I can promise you a white Christmas.
  18. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
  19. You’re the cream and I want to be the cherry on top.
  20. I’m no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.
  21. Excuse me, but do you give heads to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
  22. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
  23. I’m no sailor but I’m sure I’ll float your boat!
  24. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
  25. Let’s play hockey. You’ll be the net, and I’ll keep scoring.
  26. Roses are red, violets are fine, I’ll be the 6 if you’ll be the 9.
  27. The word for tonight is “legs”. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
  28. Lie down on your couch and pretend that your legs hate each other.
  29. Are you a baritone? Because I’d like to get to 1st bass with you.
  30. Let’s play Titanic … you be the ship and I’ll go down on you!

Cheesy, Cute and Corny Funny Pick Up Lines

And, at last, a few more corny pick up lines that are both cute and cheesy.

  1. You must be from Tennessee, ’cause you’re the only TEN I see!
  2. Girl, you’re so sweet, I’m gonna get diabetes!
  3. If you were a drug, I would overdose.
  4. Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
  5. Are you French because Eiffel for you?
  6. I’d offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smokin’ hot.
  7. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
  8. I would say ‘God Bless you’, but it seems that he already did.
  9. If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
  10. If the sun were to stop shinning, I’d be your source of vitamin D.
  11. If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call “fine print”.
  12. If you’re advertising, I’m buying!
  13. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  14. I’ve heard sex is a killer. Would you like to die happy?
  15. Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
  16. Like Motel 6,  I’ll leave the light on for you.
  17. Turning off the lights is one of my turn on’s.
  18. Want to get some coffee? Cause I like you a latte.
  19. You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
  20. This might seem corny, but you make me really horny.

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