We all want to use funny pick up lines that work like a charm, right?
Marilyn Monroe famously said that “If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything”. Girls will always love men with a great sense of humor, so if you manage to make her laugh from the very beginning – that’s half the battle won.
We created this list of 100 best funny chat-up lines, further down you can find a collection of pick up lines that are dirty and a few cute, sweet and corny ones.
Random Funny Pick Up Lines
- Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
- Hey, wanna do a 68? You go down on me and I’ll owe you one.
- Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
- Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.
- Is your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout.
- You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
- I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!
- You are so good-looking that I would marry your sister just to get into your family.
- You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
- Your body is a wonderland and I’d like to be Alice.
- You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.
- You’re like my underwear. I can’t last a day without you.
- You must be Jamaican because, baby, Jamaican me crazy.
- You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.
- You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
- You’re not a vegetarian, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.
- Your ass is so nice that it’s a shame that you have to sit on it.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes…
- Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them..
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
- Are you the flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.
- Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet.
- Damn, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me raise.
- This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
- Do you have an inhaler? Cause you’ve got ass ma.
- Do you mix concrete for a living? Cause you’re making me hard.
- Do you smoke pot? Cause weed be cute together.
- Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
- Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
- I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
- I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
- I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
- I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
- You are so ugly that you’re beautiful. Let’s talk.
- I’m bigger and better than the Titanic – only 300 women went down on that vessel!
- I’m easy. Are you?
- I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
- My name is Will… God’s Will!
- Do you like puzzles? Let’s find a room and put our pieces together.
- You must be an omelette, because you’re making me egg-cited.
- I’m not a doctor, but I’ll take a look.
- Wanna take a shower together so we can conserve the water?
- I wish I could be your menstruation to visit you monthly.
- It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
- I’ve got the buns. Have you got the hot dog?
- My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.
- You’re like Pringles – once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
- You bring new meanings to the word “edible”.
- Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after…
Dirty Funny Pick Up Lines
A few dirty pick-up lines that’ll definitely amuse your crush.
- If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
- If you were a Dodge truck, I’d ram you.
- Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
- If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
- Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
- What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
- What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- You remind of the movie ‘Scarface’ cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.
- You’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you!
- Your place or mine? Let’s flip a coin: head at my place, tail at yours.
- Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
- Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
- I’m not a horse, but you can ride me all day long.
- I’ll make you shiver when I deliver.
- Is your car battery dead? Cause I’d like to jump you.
- If you were a drum, I’d bang you all night long.
- If you jingle my bells, I can promise you a white Christmas.
- Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
- You’re the cream and I want to be the cherry on top.
- I’m no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.
- Excuse me, but do you give heads to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
- I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
- I’m no sailor but I’m sure I’ll float your boat!
- Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
- Let’s play hockey. You’ll be the net, and I’ll keep scoring.
- Roses are red, violets are fine, I’ll be the 6 if you’ll be the 9.
- The word for tonight is “legs”. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
- Lie down on your couch and pretend that your legs hate each other.
- Are you a baritone? Because I’d like to get to 1st bass with you.
- Let’s play Titanic … you be the ship and I’ll go down on you!
Cheesy, Cute and Corny Funny Pick Up Lines
And, at last, a few more corny pick up lines that are both cute and cheesy.
- You must be from Tennessee, ’cause you’re the only TEN I see!
- Girl, you’re so sweet, I’m gonna get diabetes!
- If you were a drug, I would overdose.
- Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
- Are you French because Eiffel for you?
- I’d offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smokin’ hot.
- I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
- I would say ‘God Bless you’, but it seems that he already did.
- If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
- If the sun were to stop shinning, I’d be your source of vitamin D.
- If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call “fine print”.
- If you’re advertising, I’m buying!
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- I’ve heard sex is a killer. Would you like to die happy?
- Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
- Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
- Turning off the lights is one of my turn on’s.
- Want to get some coffee? Cause I like you a latte.
- You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
- This might seem corny, but you make me really horny.
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