40 Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Looking for some chemistry pick up lines?

Well, this is exactly why we’ve created this list of 40 pick up lines about chemistry. Arm yourself with a few and create some chemistry!

Chemistry Pick Up Lines

 Periodic Table

Chemistry students do it on the table periodically. Would you like to?

Is it just me?

Is is just me, or is there some sort of chemistry going on here?


You’re like an exothermic reaction: your hotness spreads everywhere.

Significant Figure

Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.

Exothermic Reactions

You’re an acid, and I’m a litmus paper. You turn me bright red.

Sodium Element

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.

Hydrogen Bonds

You’re so attractive, I can’t help but form hydrogen bonds with you.


If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.


You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.


I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.


My favourite element is Uranium because I love U!


You must be Auxin, because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

Covalent Bond

My name? Bond. Covalent Bond.

Calcium Bicarbonate

Baby, you must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, the reaction will be explosive.

Magnesium and Oxygen

I’m Magnesium and you’re my oxygen: I light up when I’m with you.

DNA Pairing

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

Bunsen Burner

Are you a Bunsen burner? Because you’re hot.


You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

Denatured Proteins

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.


When you and I get together, it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

Second Law of Thermodynamics

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

HCl and NaOH

You are the HCl of my NaOH, let’s make sweet love and make an ocean together.


I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!

Natural Frequency

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

Activation Barrier

What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?

Coefficient of Static Friction

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?


Are you Copper? Because I’d like to Cu later.

Length Over Force

You know… it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.

C6 and H12

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

Smooth or Rough?

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

Anaerobic Respiration

Girl whenever I am close to you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, simply because you take my breath away.


I wish I was an ION so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

Magnetic Monopole

You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.


If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

Let’s Get Together

Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.

#1 Element

Forget hydrogen: you’re my number one element.

Coefficient of Friction

Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

Seeing You

Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

What are you made of?

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Cause you are FINE.


You must be chlorine because you’re polarizing my bond.


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