Trying to impress your crush with some Star Wars pick up lines?
You’d be surprised how well they work – you don’t trust us? Well, just like Darth Vader would say: “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
Just do things right and the force will be with you, always!
However, if things don’t go as planned, just remember what the wise Qui-Gon Jinn once said: “There’s always a bigger fish.”
Star Wars Pick-Up Lines
Death Star Plans
You stole my heart like the republic stole the death star plans.
Yoda one for me.
Not in the right place
Hun, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
R4 and R2
R4 is red, R2 is blue. If I was the force, I’d be with you.
You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar.
Will you be the Leia to my Han so I won’t have to be Solo?
Judge me by my size do you? As well you should not! For my ally is the force.
I’d join the dark side, as long as it had you.
What I Can Do With a Lightsaber
You wouldn’t believe what I can do with a lightsaber.
You must use the force, cause baby I can feel a pull between us.
Happy to See Mee
Is that your lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, wanna go violate the Jedi Code?
Are you related to Yoda? Cause YODALICIOUS!
Moving the Earth
I really CAN make the earth move!
Hey baby, wanna create a disturbance in the Force?
Let’s get serious
You know things get serious when a Jedi drops his coat…
Feel the Force
Let’s go somewhere and feel the Force together.
Excitement and Adventure
You could make a Jedi crave excitement and adventure.
You R2 cute.
Igniting My Lightsaber
C’mon baby, ignite my lightsaber…
I really could
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
I will begin what I finish.
Baby, can I call you my Naa-boo?
Uh… wanna come over and see my nerf collection?
My eyes are red and skin is blue. As a Mandalorian Chiss, I’m far too irresistible for you.
I could be Emperor some day, you know.
Rule the Galaxy
Join me and we’ll rule the galaxy together!
Straight into my heart
You’ve Obi-wandered into my heart.
I can see the future through the Force… and right now I see me, you, a bottle of Alderani Wine, and a repulsor couch.
I can make you breathe harder than Lord Vader.
Let’s become one with the Force!
Jedi Feels No Passion
The guy who said a ‘Jedi feels no passion’ never met you.
Temple on Yavin 4
Would you like to see the view from the top of the Temple on Yavin 4?
It is your destiny. And mine.
I’m a Master
I’m a Master… I can teach you a great many things…
Bet my lightsaber’s bigger than his is.
Experience the Force
How would you like to experience the Power of the Force?
If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.
How many rocks can you juggle?
Never dreamed Possible
I can show you powers you never dreamed possible.
Want to see what levitation is really good for?
How would you like a guided tour of the INSIDE of the Jedi Academy?
Not the Caliber
It’s not the caliber of the blaster… but the marksmanship it’s used with!
Force Be With You
Come with me… The Force will be with you!
I really want you
I want you more than Boba Fett wants Hans Solo.
I want you so bad we should get matching tatooines.
Foreseeing the Future
I can foresee your future baby.
I have seen you in my Future.
Are you the Death Star? Because baby, you blow me away!
Yoda’s Classic Line
Of course, Yoda’s line is a classic: “Size matters not.”
We hope you enjoyed this collection of nerdy pick up lines.
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