82 Corny Pick Up Lines

You never know where life might get you. But as they say, knowledge is power, so it’s always best to equip yourself with a few flirty pick up lines that are so bad that will definitely surprise you by how well they work.

Corny Pick Up Lines

Might these be the corniest pick up lines ever?

  1. When God made you, he was showing off.
  2. If women were trophies, you’d be first place.
  3. You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life!
  4. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  5. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  6. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  7. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  8. Can I follow you home? Cause I’ve always been told to follow my dreams.
  9. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice.
  10. Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
  11. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  12. I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
  13. I just had to come to talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness.
  14. If you were a fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple.
  15. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
  16. I was feeling a little off today but you definitely turned me on.
  17. I’d say God Bless you but it looks like he already did.
  18. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  19. If you were a steak, you would be well done.
  20. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  21. Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely tuned body!
  22. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
  23. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  24. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
  25. Is your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Cute Pick Up Lines

Here are a few sweet and romantic pick up lines:

    1. Were you in Girls Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
    2. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
    3. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
    4. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
    5. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
    6. You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.
    7. I know I’m not an organ donor, but I’m totally happy giving you my heart.
    8. I want to be your teardrop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
    9. If you’d be a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
    10. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
    11. You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.
    12. My dad told me life is just like a deck of cards, which means you’ve got to be the queen of hearts.
    13. Roses are red and violets are blue, I’d really love to go out with you.
    14. Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush.
    15. What are you doing for the rest of your life? Cause I want to spend it together.
    16. You’re so hot that you’d make the devil sweat.
    17. You are sweet enough to cure me of my addiction to lollies.
    18. You must be a broom, cause you swept me off my feet.
    19. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
    20. You must be a vodka shot, because you hit me hard and spun my world around.
    21. You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
    22. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
    23. hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
    24. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
    25. Do you have a twin sister? (No, why?) Well then, you must be the most beautiful girl in the world.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

And, at last, a couple more cheesy pick up lines:

  1. You must be a broom, cause you swept me off my feet.
  2. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  3. You must be a vodka shot, because you hit me hard and spun my world around.
  4. You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
  5. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  6. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  7. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  9. This time next year we’ll be laughing together.
  10. Hello, how are you? (Fine) Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
  11. What time do you have to be back in Heaven?
  12. If you could put a price tag on beauty, you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.
  13. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  14. You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection.
  15. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  16. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  17. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
  18. If i were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  19. You might be asked to leave soon because you’re making the other women from this room look bad.
  20. Is your name Katrina? Because baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
  21. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take me off you.
  22. If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
  23. I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
  24. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  25. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  26. I don’t know you but I think I’m already in love.
  27. Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
  28.  You’re everything I thought I never wanted.
  29. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
  30. You’re like the lyrics to my favorite song; hard to forget and always on my mind.
  31. You’re my favorite weakness.
  32. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

What other cute pick up lines worked well for you?

 

1 thought on “82 Corny Pick Up Lines”

  1. These are really cute and I going to use some of them on my crush to see if I can win him over probably not the lmao. Fingers crossed to hope they work hehe

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