60 Math Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for some math pick up lines?

Let’s admit it: unfortunately, it’s not always easy to impress someone. That’s exactly the reason we created this list of the 60 best pick up lines about math for you to mathematically break the ice and increase your chances. Have fun!

Pick Up Lines with Math

Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations…

If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we’d be ONE!

Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point..

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance?

I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.

Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!

You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

Hey baby, can i see what’s under your radical?

At absolute zero, you would still move me.

Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded…

My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?

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Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.

Dividing by Zero

Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.


Baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Unbounded Functions

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

Just a Fraction

We are just two fractions in a world of reals, but together we can become whole.

Concave Up

I’m sure my love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

Right Triangle

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.


You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

7 Digits

I wonder how can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?


I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?

Second Derivative

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.


I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

Riemann sum

Cutie, you and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.


At the sights of your arc length, my radius grows instantly.


Your name is Leslie? Look. I can spell your name on my calculator.


Hey baby, what’s your sine?


Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.


I think I need a little help with my Calculus – can you integrate my natural log?

Perfect Squares

Just by looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

You Would Be My Asymptote

If I were a function, you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.

Fundamental Theorem

Baby, you simply fascinate me more than Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.


I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent.

Don’t Worry!

There are no factors to worry about. What we have here is primal.

Finite Basis of Vectors

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

90 Degree Angle

Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you’ve been looking right all day!

Problem Sets

I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be probably doing me on your desk.


My love for you is like pi – never ending.

Exponential Curve

My love is like an exponential curve – it’s unbounded.

Solutions to Equations

I’d really like to plug my solution into your equation.

Approach Infinity

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, ’cause I want to go all the way with you.


We’re going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slope is actually increasing.

Empty Set

Baby, I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

Set Theory

I hope you now set theory because I want to intersect and union you.

Complex Zero

I had so many complex zeroes to my polynomial, but I’m convinced that only you could be the real one.


I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-stitution?

Triple Integral

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

Square root

Listen, I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What, you don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

Sweeter Than Pi

Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.


Hey baby, want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal?

Sin^2 + Cos^2

If you were sin^2 and I was cos^2x, then together we’d make one.


Hey cutie, nice asymptote!

Math Book

Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… you solve all my problems!

Obtuse and Acute

I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.


My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Domain Range

I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.


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