75 Smooth Pick Up Lines

Looking for a few smooth pick up lines?

In today’s world, it isn’t that easy to impress someone anymore. You’ll have to be a bit creative and come up with some clever pick up lines if you want to do things right.

We’ve compiled these smooth chat up lines that hopefully will simplify things for you and get you where you want. Have fun!

Smooth Pick Up Lines

We’ll start with a list of quite funny pick up lines so you can smoothly break the ice and/or make your crush laugh.

  1. (Sorry, I have a boyfriend) I have a math test tomorrow. (What?) Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on.
  2. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  3. I’m invisible, can you see me? (Her:Uh… yeah?) What about tomorrow night?
  4. I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
  5. There’s only one thing I would change about you, and that’s your last name.
  6. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  7. Baby, I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  8. Be unique and different, say yes!
  9. Does your left eye hurt? Cause you’ve been looking right all day.
  10. Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man!
  11. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
  12. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  13. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
  14. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  15. If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
  16. If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
  17. I advise you to surrender immediately, or I’ll have to use a pickup line.
  18. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  19. If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
  20. If we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (two lips)
  21. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  22. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  23. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  24. People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  25. I had two wonderful pickup lines all ready and waiting. Then I realized you deserve better.
  26. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
  27. Is your name Waldo? Because something like you is hard to find.
  28. Stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.
  29. Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
  30. So, do you have a New Year’s resolution? I’m looking at mine right now.
  31. Summer’s over because you’re about to fall for me.
  32. Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
  33. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you.
  34. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No) Well then, please start.
  35. Guess what time it is. Just between me and you, it’s two flirty.
  36. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
  37. I won’t give you a pickup line, if you let me buy you a drink.
  38. So, what haven’t you been told tonight?
  39. If you weren’t here, I’d be the hottest person in this place.
  40. My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
  41. Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
  42. Love is a sensation caused by a temptation to feel a penetration; a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation or you need a demonstration?
  43. Nice to meet you, let me kiss you!
  44. May I end this sentence with a proposition?
  45. I definitely wouldn’t kick you out of bed.
  46. Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? Six hours of your life? Of course, it’d be more if you want foreplay.
  47. Excuse me, but you dropped something back there. (What?) This conversation, let’s pick it up later tonight.
  48. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No) Well then, please start.
  49. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!
  50. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  51. You’re pretty. I’m cute. Together, we’d be pretty cute.
  52. Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve seen so far.
  53. I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
  54. If I promise to catch you, would you fall for me?
  55. Let’s be nothing. Cause nothing lasts forever.
  56. What are the odds of you being in my favor?
  57. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

Clever Pick Up Lines to get the phone number

Here are a few clever phone number pick up lines for the ‘to be continued’ effect:

  1. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  2. They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
  3. I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
  4. Hey gorgeous! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.
  5. Crap, something’s wrong with my cell phone. I can’t find your number.
  6. Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down your number?
  7. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  8. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Witty Pick Up Lines

And, at last, 10 witty pick up lines that are quite dirty.

  1. It’s so wrong it’s right.
  2. Not everyone likes gardening but I can dig it.
  3. If it’s true that you always hurt the one you love, are you up for a bit of sado-masochism?
  4. What’s the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on.
  5. If I could do it all over again, I’d do it all over you.
  6. Wanna know what they say about men with big feet? They have big socks.
  7. What, you don’t have sex on the first date? Guess I’ll have to see you tomorrow.
  8. I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
  9. You can get arrested for thinking what I’m thinking.
  10. Sick minds think alike. My place or yours?

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