45+ Minecraft Pick Up Lines


Everyone plays Minecraft nowadays, so it’s no wonder Minecraft pick up lines are becoming extremely popular among gamers. The lines below will help you get that cute gamer you’re attracted to once they understand you care about their interests enough to come up with a funny line that speaks to them. 

Read along, the lines below feature special or general items, locations, and even enemies like sugar cane, obsidian, bonemeals, and wood. Are you smiling now? Because you understand where all this is going 🙂 

Minecraft Pick Up Lines

Are you a light source? Because you’re keeping all my monsters away!

Are you a Minecraft wolf? ‘Cause I’d love to give you my bone.

Are you a skeleton? You gave me quite a bone there.

Are you a slimeball? My piston gets sticky around you.

Are you any good at building in Minecraft? What do you say we build a relationship?

Are you from the Nether? Because you’re out of this world. 

Are you good at fishing in Minecraft? Because you certainly hooked me!

Are you made of bonemeal? Because you can make me grow 10 feet tall. 

Are you Minecraft ice? That would explain my urge to pick you up.

Are you Minecraft ore? Because I’d love to mine you. 

Are you Minecraft? Because you’re always giving me the “Getting wood” achievement.

Are you Redstone torch baby? Huh, funny. I thought that’s why my piston was extending so much.

Are you Steve? I’m asking because you’re incredibly cute.

Can I put my Minecraft bed next to yours?

Can we shake hands? I want to tell everyone I shook hands with the girl Herobrine lost his eyes over.

Hey honey, did you sit on sugarcane? I’ve never seen an ass as sweet as yours.

Hey honey, do you own a Diamond Pickaxe? I’m Obsidian-hard. 

Hey, are you a health potion? Because my heart’s always been full since I met you.

Hey, do you have any crops? I have lots of Minecraft bonemeal.

Hey, do you want to come over to my place and play Minecraft? I will do all the digging.

Hey, fess up, are you an Enderman? Because I lost my heart and I’m pretty sure you stole it.

Hey, you’re a hacker for sure. You really did a good job hacking my heart!

I may not have a Minecraft shovel, but I still dig you.

I think I’m Minecraft gravel because I’m falling for you.

I think you’re a blaze because I have the hots for you.

I think you’re a lever because I feel turned on. 

I think you’re a pumpkin because Enderman loves you.

I think you’re a torch cause you light up my world. 

I want to ride you so bad, are you a Minecraft pig?

I’m falling for you so hard, I must be sand.

I’m sure you’re a Witch! Because I can’t get away from under your spell!

I’m turned on. Are you a pressure torch?

I’ve never seen someone so beautiful! You literally blow me away! Hey, I know what’s happening here… Be honest, are you a Minecraft creeper?

Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 

MY FACE IS UP HERE! But my diamond sword is down here 🙂

Redstone is red. Lapis is blue. I would give up my chest just to be with you.

Redstone is red. Lapis is blue. You’re just like Cobblestone. I can’t get enough of you.

Wanna play Minecraft together? I’d like to get dirty in a dirt house.

Want to make like a couple of NPCs on Minecraft?

What do you say we go strip mining?

What do you say you change your spawn location at my place?

You look opti-FINE tonight.

You must be a chest. I have something to put in you.

You must be my diamond armor because I’m so into you!

You’re hotter than my PC after 8 hours of Minecraft.

You’re like diamond ore: hard to find.

You’re so hot! Are you from the Nether?

You’re the sun in Minecraft and I’m a zombie. You light me on fire!

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