25+ Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

 

Let’s face it, some people think pick up lines are too cheesy or weird, and don’t usually fall for them. But most people love knock-knock jokes. So if you’ve fallen for someone who’s too hard to get with a regular line, try one of these knock-knock pick up lines below. They’re all funny and witty because they rely on play-upon-words. If you want to attract someone who’s into puns and dad jokes, you’ve come to the right place!

Knock-Knock Pick Up Lines

 

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Where when.
  • Where when who?
  • My place, tomorrow, me and you.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Do you!
  • Do you who?
  • Do you like me ‘cause I sure do!

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Mind!
  • Mind who?
  • Mind if I take you out to dinner?

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Yuldu!
  • Yuldu who?
  • Yuldu better with me than with him.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Chris.
  • Chris who?
  • Christ, you’re beautiful!

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Al!
  • Al who?
  • Alternative boyfriend.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Elk.
  • Elk who?
  • Elkcited to see you here!

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Boy!
  • Boy who?
  • Boyfriend material.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • The Doors!
  • The Doors who?
  • The doors of my heart are open for you.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Mike Rotch!
  • Mike Rotch who?
  • Mike Rotch is itching for you.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Hugh Jass!
  • Hugh Jass who?
  • Your Hugh Jass is not a problem for me.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Heywood U Kuddul!
  • Heywood U Kuddul who?
  • Heywood U Kuddul ME!

  1. Knock, Knock!
  2. Who’s there?
  3. Car!
  4. Car who?
  5. Couldn’t car less about your boyfriend.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Wheel!
  • Wheel who?
  • Wheel you go out with me?

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Wheel!
  • Wheel who?
  • Wheel you be my Valentine?

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Wheels!
  • Wheels who?
  • I am head over wheels over you!

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Fuel.
  • Fuel who?
  • Wanna fuel around with me?

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Holden!
  • Holden who?
  • I’m holden my breath every time I see you.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Ford!
  • Ford who?
  • All aFord the love train!

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Gas!
  • Gas who?
  • My future girlfriend!

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Your future!
  • Your future who?
  • Your future husband.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Smootch!
  • Smootch who?
  • Smootch me!

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Peck!
  • Peck who?
  • Peck me.

  • Hi, my name is Peter. Nice to meet you. Will you know who I am in ten seconds?
  • Yes.
  • Will you know who I am in a minute from now?
  • Yes.
  • Will you know who I am in an hour?
  • Yes.
  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Ah, but you said you’d know who I am!

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • A little bird!
  • A little bird who?
  • A little bird told me we look good together.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Lawyer!
  • Lawyer who?
  • Lawyer expectations if you like somebody else besides me.

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Ice!
  • Ice who?
  • Ice the moon in your eyes!

  • Knock, Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • My place.
  • My place who?
  • My place, you. Seven o’clock. I’ll make dinner.

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