Let’s face it, some people think pick up lines are too cheesy or weird, and don’t usually fall for them. But most people love knock-knock jokes. So if you’ve fallen for someone who’s too hard to get with a regular line, try one of these knock-knock pick up lines below. They’re all funny and witty because they rely on play-upon-words. If you want to attract someone who’s into puns and dad jokes, you’ve come to the right place!
Knock-Knock Pick Up Lines
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Where when.
- Where when who?
- My place, tomorrow, me and you.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Do you!
- Do you who?
- Do you like me ‘cause I sure do!
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Mind!
- Mind who?
- Mind if I take you out to dinner?
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Yuldu!
- Yuldu who?
- Yuldu better with me than with him.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Chris.
- Chris who?
- Christ, you’re beautiful!
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- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Al!
- Al who?
- Alternative boyfriend.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Elk.
- Elk who?
- Elkcited to see you here!
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Boy!
- Boy who?
- Boyfriend material.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- The Doors!
- The Doors who?
- The doors of my heart are open for you.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Mike Rotch!
- Mike Rotch who?
- Mike Rotch is itching for you.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Hugh Jass!
- Hugh Jass who?
- Your Hugh Jass is not a problem for me.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Heywood U Kuddul!
- Heywood U Kuddul who?
- Heywood U Kuddul ME!
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Car!
- Car who?
- Couldn’t car less about your boyfriend.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Wheel!
- Wheel who?
- Wheel you go out with me?
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Wheel!
- Wheel who?
- Wheel you be my Valentine?
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Wheels!
- Wheels who?
- I am head over wheels over you!
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Fuel.
- Fuel who?
- Wanna fuel around with me?
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Holden!
- Holden who?
- I’m holden my breath every time I see you.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Ford!
- Ford who?
- All aFord the love train!
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Gas!
- Gas who?
- My future girlfriend!
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Your future!
- Your future who?
- Your future husband.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Smootch!
- Smootch who?
- Smootch me!
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Peck!
- Peck who?
- Peck me.
- Hi, my name is Peter. Nice to meet you. Will you know who I am in ten seconds?
- Yes.
- Will you know who I am in a minute from now?
- Yes.
- Will you know who I am in an hour?
- Yes.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Ah, but you said you’d know who I am!
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- A little bird!
- A little bird who?
- A little bird told me we look good together.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Lawyer!
- Lawyer who?
- Lawyer expectations if you like somebody else besides me.
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Ice!
- Ice who?
- Ice the moon in your eyes!
- Knock, Knock!
- Who’s there?
- My place.
- My place who?
- My place, you. Seven o’clock. I’ll make dinner.
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