Because hockey demands some rough play, the lines below aren’t sweet or cheesy, but rather straightforward and funny. Whether you play hockey or want to be with someone who’s into the game, the lines below are a sure-fire way to get the woman or man of your dreams.

Hockey Pick Up Lines

Are you a hockey player? Because I need someone who plays rough.

Are you the other team’s net? Because baby, I want to score inside you.

Can you show me your hockey jersey? I want to know what your number is.

Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?

Cheerleaders might jump and scream for football players on the field, but they do their best dances in the hockey players’ beds.

Did you trip me while we were playing hockey just now? Because I really fell hard for you.

Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!

Do you know what Zdeno Chara and I have in common? Freakishly long sticks.

Do you think it’s true what they say about hockey players? That we’re all a bunch of tactless, short-attention-span… want to make love now?

Do you want to be my assist?

Do you want to kiss someone without teeth?

Even if you’re into hockey, I don’t want you to be my one-timer. I want you to be my everyday-timer!

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Hey baby. Let’s cross the blue line together!

Hey, blah blah, smart hockey remark, sticks, and creases pick up line, blah blah. Do you want to go on a date?

I got a penalty for hooking today, but it’s your fault because you’re the one who hooked me!

I’m a hockey player, I always wear protection.

I’m a hockey player, my stick is long and I know how to use it.

I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!

I’m a hockey player. I take my mask off for eating and well… eating.

I’m not a dirty player on the hockey field. Just in bed.

I’m really good at slap shots. Do you want me to show you?

I’ve gone five-hole ten times today, can I try a you-hole?

If you were my puck, I’d be a horrible hockey player. Know why? Because I’d miss you every time.

If you’d come home with me tonight you’d discover a new meaning to roughing.

Is your box free? Because I need to come in for a penalty.

Is your name Gretzky? Because I think you’re great.

Let’s take out our gloves and get the party started.

Much like my skate blade, my penis is also made of steel.

The Iceman cometh but not before you.

Unlike my hockey stick, my stick-stick is dead straight.

Want to be in my tonsil hockey team?

Want to puck me?

What do you say we score together tonight?

What do you say you poke-check me real quick?

Will you let me slip one real quick?

You know, my hockey stick isn’t the only thing that’s hard.

You must be Stanley because you have a beautiful cup.

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History isn’t just shaping your past; it can also shape your future. Especially if you use the history pick up lines below. All of them are smart and funny, but some are romantic and cheesy. You can find anything you want in here to make sure you emerge victorious and conquer the heart of the one you love.

History Pick Up Lines

Amundsen isn’t the only one into South Pole adventures and explorations, you know.

Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.

Are you Ben Franklin? Because, can you see all that electricity between us?

Are you into role playing? You be Germany and I’ll be the Versailles treaty. That’s how hard I want to f*** you.

Do you know the Chicago fire in 1871? No? ‘Cause if they called that hot, then they never met you.

Do you know what you and the Great Fire of London have in common? You’re both hot as hell.

Do you want me to get someone from Guinness World Records? Because I’m sure you’re the eighth wonder of the world.

Eiffel for you.

Hi, I look at you and sense revolution in my middle class.

I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.

I’m on a crusade and I hate to conquer your love.

I’m relieving the Great Depression each time we’re not together.

I’m studying for a history test and I have some important-dates trivia to memorize. Should I put tomorrow in there for our first date?

If I were George Washington, would you consider letting me across your Delaware?

If we start dating, this will be the relationship to end all relationships.

If you’re looking for an Era of Good Feelings stop right here ‘cause you found your James Monroe.

It’s funny that your surname isn’t Oswald. Ever since I saw you, I felt my mind blown!

Kissing me is Common Sense, that’s what Thomas Paine would say.

Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.

Much like Fidel Castro’s missle, mine is never in crisis either.

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Roses are red and so is Russia. Let’s go on a date because you’re my crusha.

Stop Stalin and let’s hook-up.

Teddy Roosevelt might have been all about big stick ideology. Well, I’m more into big stick men.

Titanic is my middle name because when I’m slowly descending, women are, without exception, the first to get off. 

Unlike Helen of Troy, your face could launch a million ships.

Unlike space-time, my ding-dong isn’t curved.

Want to play some Trojan Horse?

What do you say we play-act the Battle of the Bulge?

What US president would you be? Huh funny, I was hoping you would say George Washington. Then I could say I was John Adams and that I’ll always let you come first.

What year is it? Are we back to the Reign of Terror? Because you’re making me lose my head.

You must look like Jefferson Davis because my south has just risen.

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Halloween is a special holiday. The mix of fear and excitement creates the perfect atmosphere for romantic proposals. But corny Halloween pick up lines aren’t just for Halloween. You can use them any time of the year to recreate that same spine-tingling, rip-roaring feeling that will put your crush in the mood for some action.

Some of the lines below are cute and cheesy, but most of them are meant to send shivers down your spine – in a good way, of course. 

Best Halloween Pick Up Lines

Are you an undercover witch? I feel bewitched ever since I met you.

Are you going as Cinderella for Halloween? Because unlike that stupid prince, I’d take you to my place when the clock stroke midnight.

Are you wearing a skeleton costume for Halloween? Because my bone already feels rattled when you’re around.

Are you wearing a tree costume this Halloween? Because I sense hard wood essence when I’m around you.

Come with me, I know all the best haunted houses in the area.

Do you like my Hulk costume? I could also show you my mini-Hulk.

Do you want to prepare for Halloween together? I have a lantern and I’ll let you jack it.

Halloween is when ghosts, ghouls, and monsters come out to play. So what’s a pretty angel like you doing around here?

Hey pumpkin!

Hey what are you doing for Halloween this year? I was thinking we’d start early with some Monster Mash at my place.

I decided I’ll be a werewolf this year. I’m a real beast under the sheets.

I forgot my witch’s broomstick at home. Do you have anything else on you that I could ride?

I have a Harry Potter costume for this Halloween. It’s only fair seeing as I’m great with tongues.

I heard there’s a herd of zombies heading this way. I think we’d better hide in my bedroom.

I hope you’re not a trick because you look like an amazing treat.

I know I’m a policeman only for Halloween, but I think it’s illegal to look that well.

I might not be a vampire, but I’d enjoy a night up with you trying to find all the good places on your body that I could bite.

I really hate browsing the shops for Halloween costumes. Can I just be your girlfriend/ boyfriend?

I’m a skeleton, I don’t have the guts to ask for your phone number.

I’m going as a fortune teller for Halloween. I’m also a really good one. You look a lot like my future wife.

I’m going as a ghost for Halloween this year, but I lost half of it. So, long story short, will you be my boo?

I’m wearing a vampire costume. So, what do you say we grab a bite?

Is that a staff in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I’ve decided I’m going as the Headless Horseman this year. It’s the best choice seeing as I’m head over heels in love with you.

If I were a zombie in the zombie apocalypse, I wouldn’t try eating your brains first, if you know what I mean.

What Halloween costume will you be throwing on the floor of my apartment on October 31^st this year?

Will you let me lick your Milky Way?

You look boo-tiful tonight!

You make me warm, mushy and lit like a Halloween pumpkin.

You must be a spirit because you’re haunting my sleep.

You must be made of Halloween treats because you’re the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen.

You must be the moon because I’m a werewolf.

You’re better than any Halloween treat.

Your costume looks like a lot of work. Do you need someone to help you take it off when you get home tonight?

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Funny Gym Pick Up Lines

Did you know I’m a boxer? I’m an expert at giving blows to the head!

How high can you jump? You’ve already jumped into my heart.

Do you like HIIT? Stop jumping around in my head, it really hurts.

Huh, it’s great that we’re both into fitness. That way, you can be sure we’d make a good fit.

Stop working your inner thighs. I’m afraid you’re going to crush me with them.

I’m having some problems with my chest presses. Can you spot me?

Hey, did you know that you need to be careful with your vitamins when you’re working out? I heard about one, in particular, that was essential for your health. I think it’s vitamin ME!

Did you know that line with love at first sight? I think it’s love at first set for us!

Do you want to date me yet, or should I do ten more squats?

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Hey, here’s a Band-Aid. I thought I’d bring it to you considering you’re RIPPED as f**k.

Are you into kickboxing? Because you look kicking!

Heeeey, what do you say you squat at my place tonight?

Do you like this class?

What’s your favorite workout?

Did you get that thunderstorm alert today? (Flex your biceps) Thunder and Lightning are all over the place.

Do you know the best way to spot someone during their squats? For extra safety, you should lie down underneath them.

How are you handling your macros? Do you need to eat more meat?

You should be in a gym ad! You’re someone who actually makes working out seem like fun.

If I were a boxer, do you know who you’d be? My knock out! Just kidding, you’re already a knockout.

Did you work out more efficiently today than other times? Because I’ve been spotting you quietly since the minute you entered the room.

Are you new to this gym? Well then, let me be the first one to try picking you up.

Are you looking for a push-up buddy? I’d be perfect for the job.

What do you say you and me go on a romantic ride on the stationary bikes?

I heard they’ll start doing security checks at this gym. (Flex your muscles and whisper quietly:) Someone has been bringing in their illegal guns! 

Uh-oh, sweety. I see you have more mass about you than a Catholic church.

I’m really thirsty. Can you help me out? I think you have a six-pack right under your shirt there.

I should report you to security. I don’t think you’re allowed to bring a six-pack to this gym.

I need to work my chest and triceps more, but I’m sick of doing the same old exercises. I heard that the missionary position would be a fun way to do that. Care to test that theory?

I feel a bit out of air. Could that be the time I spent on the treadmill, or is it you taking my breath away?

I’m on a new bodybuilding supplement, it’s called the Flintstones. Ever heard of it? It’s supposed to help me make your Bedrock!

Can you help me out? I think I have a strain from all that lifting. Will you help me stretch out tonight?

What sort of workouts are you into? I know one that burns 700 calories per hour…

I should be doing my reps now, but all I want is to spend time with you. Want to get out of here?

Want to here the best pick up line at the gym? Here it goes: “Are you into bodybuilding supplements? Because I could let you have your whey with me.”

I never imagined I would be into swimming. Then I saw your eyes and I knew I had it in me!

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Sweet Good Morning Pick Up Lines

Honey, your smile makes the morning seem dark.

My mornings with you are better than hitting the snooze button.

Are you my morning coffee? Because you fill me with energy.

Hey, is it morning yet? I couldn’t tell if it’s light out or if it’s your beauty lighting the room.

I feel like eating out this morning, want to come to my place?

Do you like pancakes or scrambled eggs for breakfast? I don’t know what to cook for you in the morning after you spend the night at my place.

Are you the morning goddess? Because everything about you is divine.

Are you a morning? Because everything about you is good.

Do you want to be my morning? I could make you come after every night!

May you have a morning as beautiful as your eyes!

I’ve been dreaming about you all night and already my morning is as good as can be.

I really hate waking up early. But if we’d sleep together every night, I would surely become a morning person.

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I need you as much as I need my morning cup of coffee.

Let’s spend the night together. And to make sure we won’t regret it in the morning, what do you say we sleep till noon?

I have a really cute robin waking me up each morning. Want to spend the night and hear it sing tomorrow?

You’re the only morning glory I need.

Should I text you tomorrow morning, or do you want me to wake you up with my kisses?

I want to wake up in the same bed as you for the rest of my life.

I really like that shirt on you. But I think it would look better in the morning on my living room floor.

I like dreaming, but I hate how my best dreams fade away in the morning. Not you, though. You’re there to light up my whole day.

I make a really mean breakfast. Want to come by some morning?

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing better than a morning with you.

Roses are red, daisies are fine. Please come this morning and I’ll make you mine.

Morning cereals, soup, you. Those are the things I want to spoon.

I’m not really a breakfast in bed person. But I would be if my breakfast were you.

You were in my dreams all night, so I figured I’d text you so I could be in your thoughts this morning.

Coffee, cereals, orange juice, you. Those are all the things I want to have in the morning.

Excuse me, I think I left my jacket on your bedroom floor. Oh, shoot. I messed it up again. That’s tomorrow morning!

If you were a worm, I’d be a bird. Because, yeah, the early bird gets the worm.

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Most of the lines are filled with innuendos and direct propositions, but you can still find some cute or sweet things to say to someone on a golf course. For instance, you could ask them how their game is going, what their favorite parts are, and if they’d like to give you some pointers. 

But if you want to make a stirring impression, try one of these:

Funny Golf Pick Up Lines 

You must be a Nike One Platinum Ball. Why, do you ask? Because you’d look amazing on a T.

Oh man, my legs hurt so much. It’s tough walking straight after 18 holes.

I should report you to security. You’re a water hazard for all the ladies on the course!

So, what’s your kink? What turns you on? You’re so hot, I’m willing to do something I haven’t done with anyone yet. I’ll let you win!

What do you say we get together, call a couple of people and play a foursome?

What do you say you let me pull it for you?

Hey, that wood around the course looks really great. Want to go make out there?

You’re looking a bit lost there. Are you trying to find the fairway? Because the only fair way for this day to go is you and me back at my place.

Damn girl, you sure know how to give a bloke a vertical shaft angle.

I could make your Vijay Singh if you get my drift.

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You must have been promoted from army captain. You look like a major bomb!

Can I be your caddy tonight? I’m really good at washing balls.

Let’s play a game of golf at my place. How many strokes should we call it?

I don’t believe in replacing divots. So yeah, I’m looking for someone who likes things rough.

I finished my game today, but I’m still up for playing at the nineteenth hole.

Can I be your caddy? I want to give your shaft a good polish before we play tonight.

Whenever I see you, I think I’m turning into a US Open. That’s right: I’m becoming long and hard.

You have a pretty nice swing there!

Want to play a game together? 

What’s your favorite part about golf? My favorite parts are playing on short-grass and going low.

Is that your golf shaft in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Unlike my drives, I have something that’s long and straight all the time.

Hey handsome, are you Tiger Woods, or are you just happy to see me?

Want to come to my place for a game tonight? I’m thinking we should go for a hard 7. What do you think?

How about you and I exercise on our stroke play together?

Do you like to swing?

Just like St. Andrews, something else about me is hard and firm. 

Hey honey, does your hand hurt from writing all those autographs? Because you’re truly a grand slam.

Are you a mini golf course? Because baby, you can make my heart race.

You have a wicked slice. Can I call you Mister Right?

I’m really good at mini golf. I’ve actually been practicing my putt. I’m getting better and better at long strokes.

How are you with putts? I prefer gentle strokes if you know what I mean.

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Who said that engineering pick up lines are for geeks? Everyone who loves math, civil or electrical engineering doesn’t have to be a geek. Unless, of course, you’re a sucker for love.

The lines below are funny and intellectually challenging. If you and your crush are both into engineering, you have a good place to start your relationship. Start with the Hodge conjecture, drink a few glasses of wine, and see where that takes you!

Pick Up Lines for Engineers

We’d make the perfect couple. Trust me. I’m an engineer!

Do you know Newton’s law of universal gravitation? Well, I’m attracted to you, and we both have masses, ergo you’re also attracted to me, right?

You’re more intriguing to me than the Hodge conjecture.

Hey, want to come over and help me find my mattress’s spring constant?

If you were a math function, I’d like to be your derivative. Want to know why? So I’d lie tangent to you.

Hey, sexy. You be sin²(x), I’ll be cos²(x), and together we’ll be one.

Do you come from a family of engineers? You have the most perfect, accurate design I’ve ever seen.

Oh, that ass of yours is better shaped than any cardioid I’ve ever seen.

Since I first laid eyes on you, my attraction for you is a concave function. Know why? Because it runs constantly upwards.

What do you say we make some kinetic energy with our bodies?

If I’d be high-resistance wire, you must be high amp current. Know why? It’s because of how hot you’re making me feel.

Oh, baby, those parabolas look like something I could get my pen stuck in.

I like you so much, I’ll give you my x = 16 sin³ t; y = 13 cos t – 5 cos (2t) – 2 cos (3t) – cos (4t). Seriously, Google it.

Want to come to my house? I have a microprocessor you could play with.

I’d make a perpetual motion with you anytime.

Watch out; the magnetic field is strong with this lovely lady.

Come to my place and let’s create some static friction.

Do you know what you and a 500 V bus-bar have in common? You can shock everybody with your body. Do you know what the difference between you and a 500 V bus-bar is? I’d actually want you to shock me.

You’re like a lithium battery to my radio. I feel charged when I’m around you.

I’m into civil engineering. You can send all your free body diagrams for me.

Linux is red; Windows is blue. Let me show you what my vector can do.

Hey handsome. You must be Python because you’re driving me crazy.

Are you the ratio of the length of the side of a triangle that is opposite that angle to the length of the longest side of the triangle? Because one look at you makes me sine.

You must be a linear time-invariant system because I know exactly where my impulse signal wants to go.

Oh, oh, oh. You have curves like a sine function.

Solve this equation for me, will you? Y = |sin(x)}|+ 5e^{-x^100} cos(x); x= -3 to 3.

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These food pick up lines work well for foodies as well as people who’re not passionate about their food. Everybody knows at least something about food, right? So you cannot not resonate with the lines below. We have lines for everyone: for vegans and carnivores, for people who love Mexican and those who love Chinese. Most of these lines are pretty unassuming, so don’t expect something too sexy, okay? We have, however, squeezed in a couple of gentle reminders that food can still be sexy! Read along.

Funny Pick Up Lines About Food

Ha! From the minute I saw you, I knew you were a cute-cumber!

This line is based on a common play upon words, but it’s still endearing and sweet.

Do you want to give me your number, peas?

This pun is not just for vegetable-lovers; it can work for carnivores as well, especially if they have a dad-joke sense of humor!

Are you a banana? You’re very a-pealing!

This line isn’t just a pun; it has subtext! After all, bananas have to take their peals off before you eat them. Ooops, was that too much innuendo? Maybe you can use that too  

Lettuce exchange numbers and ride into the sunset together.

You can use the word “lettuce” in all sorts of phrases, not just for this pick-up line.

Are you Mexican food? Because you’re one of the spiciest babes I’ve ever seen.

No comment. We all know that Mexican food is spicy as hell and makes you cry, but you still come back for more.

Do you want to be my lunch tonight? I like eating out.

Sometimes, you just need to get down to business and state your intentions from the beginning. They might say no, but they also might say yes. And there’s nothing better than a first date eating out.

We go together like peanut butter and jelly!

That’s the favorite snack of millions and the very definition for a perfect pair of love birds!

How are you and Domino’s Pizza the same? I guarantee you’ll both come in less than 30 minutes.

Well, Domino’s have built a trustworthy brand. And they mostly come quickly!

Do you like pears? Because I think we’d make the pear-fect pear!

If they tell you they like pears, go all in! People who love pears are des-pear-ate for them!

Hey, I’m like an pside Down Cake. All I need is U!

Aww, isn’t that cute! Maybe you’ll bake many, many cakes together, right?

Are you Sriracha sauce? Because you’re making my heart burn!

Yes, a spicy sauce can do that for you. And also love!

I had some Alphabet soup today, but I think there was something wrong with it. I’m missing U!

What a declaration! Makes your heart melt and reminds you of childhood, all in a few sentences!

I love Italian food! Because you’re nothing but a pizza, my heart!

Hey, that’s a good line. Who doesn’t love pizza? And maybe you can start talking about other Italian dishes. 

Are you a Chinese food fairy? Because every time I see you, my legs become like noodles!

This line is really cute. It shows how much you’re into someone and how nervous you become around them.

You’re shrimply the most gorgeous guy/ lady I’ve seen all night!! I like you a latte!

Heh, that’s a good way to get two completely different foods in there. One must certainly hook them.

I feel like a fish when I’m around you. Know why? Because I’m hooked!

Maybe don’t try this on a vegan. But otherwise, you’re good to go!

Want to hear a cheesy pick-up line? Okay: I think you’re grate!

That’s a declaration that can make anyone chuckle. It’s cute, it’s simple, not too much in your face; it could definitely get something started!

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Knock-Knock Pick Up Lines

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Where when.
• Where when who?
• My place, tomorrow, me and you.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Do you!
• Do you who?
• Do you like me ‘cause I sure do!

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Mind!
• Mind who?
• Mind if I take you out to dinner?

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Yuldu!
• Yuldu who?
• Yuldu better with me than with him.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Chris.
• Chris who?
• Christ, you’re beautiful!

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• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Al!
• Al who?
• Alternative boyfriend.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Elk.
• Elk who?
• Elkcited to see you here!

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Boy!
• Boy who?
• Boyfriend material.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• The Doors!
• The Doors who?
• The doors of my heart are open for you.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Mike Rotch!
• Mike Rotch who?
• Mike Rotch is itching for you.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Hugh Jass!
• Hugh Jass who?
• Your Hugh Jass is not a problem for me.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Heywood U Kuddul!
• Heywood U Kuddul who?
• Heywood U Kuddul ME!

1. Knock, Knock!
2. Who’s there?
3. Car!
4. Car who?
5. Couldn’t car less about your boyfriend.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Wheel!
• Wheel who?
• Wheel you go out with me?

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Wheel!
• Wheel who?
• Wheel you be my Valentine?

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Wheels!
• Wheels who?
• I am head over wheels over you!

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Fuel.
• Fuel who?
• Wanna fuel around with me?

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Holden!
• Holden who?
• I’m holden my breath every time I see you.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Ford!
• Ford who?
• All aFord the love train!

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Gas!
• Gas who?
• My future girlfriend!

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Your future!
• Your future who?
• Your future husband.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Smootch!
• Smootch who?
• Smootch me!

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Peck!
• Peck who?
• Peck me.

• Hi, my name is Peter. Nice to meet you. Will you know who I am in ten seconds?
• Yes.
• Will you know who I am in a minute from now?
• Yes.
• Will you know who I am in an hour?
• Yes.
• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Ah, but you said you’d know who I am!

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• A little bird!
• A little bird who?
• A little bird told me we look good together.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Lawyer!
• Lawyer who?
• Lawyer expectations if you like somebody else besides me.

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• Ice!
• Ice who?
• Ice the moon in your eyes!

• Knock, Knock!
• Who’s there?
• My place.
• My place who?
• My place, you. Seven o’clock. I’ll make dinner.

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If you’re not sure which line to use, read the description. That way, you can figure out if you can pull off the line, and if the person you’ll be trying it on will respond well to it.

• You: B46

Them: Excuse me?

You: I’m sorry, I thought you were a vending machine because your lips look like candies!

Granted, this is an old pick-up line with lots of reviews and feedback from people who’ve tried it. For instance, someone posted a series of texts with a funny reply after the first “A13” line. The reply was a sinking ship because the other person thought A13 meant they were playing the “sink the ship” game.

You: Hey, do you want the vending machine experience?

Them: What’s that?

You: I put my change in you, and you give me some cookies.

This line is straightforward too and you might actually get some goodies! Unfortunately, it’s not a joke/line that straight cis-women can use.

• You: Oh my god, are you hurt?

Them: No, I’m fine, why?

You: I must have gotten you mixed up with that cookie that fell from the vending machine.

That’s a funny adaptation to the cheesy “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” pick-up line. This one is sweet and cheesy too, though.

• You: Are you a vending machine?

Them: No, why would you say that?

You: Because I see you have all the snacks I need right here!

This line is half cheesy, half sexy. All people like to be complimented by how well they look and it’s good to show you’re attracted to them without being too forward.

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• You must be a vending machine because I have all the D-imes you need.

Speaking of being too forward, this line helps you accomplish two things: either you know from the start whether your crush is interested in having sex with you, either you’re not wasting any time with sweet talk.

• You: Quick, name one thing you and a vending machine have in common.

Them: I don’t know. What?

You: If you were a vending machine, and I’d ask you out and you’d say no, I would be soda pressed.

It’s always good to show some wits and make the person you’re interested in laugh. That way, it’s more likely they’ll want to keep talking to you and to actually date you.

• Are you a vending machine? Because I call my little friend Bill. And you know what vending machines say: “insert bill here.”

This line combines dad humor with an indirect sexual proposal. If they don’t mind being mistaken for a vending machine, they might actually let you insert your bill in their bill acceptor.

• You: Are you a vending machine? Because I need some soda. And you look soda-licious.

This pick-up line is cheesy and sweet. It works because compliments to someone’s looks showsthem you’re attracted to them. However, it might not work if you’re giving off the impression that all you’re looking for is a one-night stand and the person you’re talking to is looking for more than that.

• You: Has anyone ever told you you’re just like a vending machine?

Them: No, why?

You: Look, you have a goods tray, an awesome display, a keypad I’d love nothing more than to touch all day, a coin insert plus lots of snacks I want to eat!

This line shows them you’re funny, geeky in a sweet way, and that you’re attracted to them. And that you know a lot about vending machines! Joke aside, it’s better to use this line in a text rather than face to face, especially if you’re in a crowded, noisy place.

• You: Can you tell one difference between me and a vending machine?

Them: No. What’s that?

You: The vending machine has a pick-up box with a drop sensor. I have a pick-up line box with no sensor for awkwardness.

Use this pick-up line on someone who’s attracted to half weird, half-brave socially-awkward people who don’t have a knack for using pick-up lines.

• You: What’s the difference between you and a vending machine?

Them: I don’t know. What?

You: A vending machine is a machine and you’re a human being. I only date human beings.

You can use this line on someone who wouldn’t be impressed by cheesy or forward or any other type of pick-up lines. This is more like a dry joke that tells someone you want to date them, plusgets the conversation going. In fact, it can lead to some awesome topics, including feminism or artificial intelligence, but those are all up to you to talk about on your first date!

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