Hockey is a rough sport, but so is dating. And much like hockey, dating also needs a strong start. That’s what the hockey pick up lines below can do for you: they will help you make your mark on the person you’re trying to impress.
Because hockey demands some rough play, the lines below aren’t sweet or cheesy, but rather straightforward and funny. Whether you play hockey or want to be with someone who’s into the game, the lines below are a sure-fire way to get the woman or man of your dreams.
Hockey Pick Up Lines
Are you a hockey player? Because I need someone who plays rough.
Are you the other team’s net? Because baby, I want to score inside you.
Can you show me your hockey jersey? I want to know what your number is.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Cheerleaders might jump and scream for football players on the field, but they do their best dances in the hockey players’ beds.
Did you trip me while we were playing hockey just now? Because I really fell hard for you.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Do you know what Zdeno Chara and I have in common? Freakishly long sticks.
Do you think it’s true what they say about hockey players? That we’re all a bunch of tactless, short-attention-span… want to make love now?
Do you want to be my assist?
Do you want to kiss someone without teeth?
Even if you’re into hockey, I don’t want you to be my one-timer. I want you to be my everyday-timer!
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Hey baby. Let’s cross the blue line together!
Hey, blah blah, smart hockey remark, sticks, and creases pick up line, blah blah. Do you want to go on a date?
I got a penalty for hooking today, but it’s your fault because you’re the one who hooked me!
I’m a hockey player, I always wear protection.
I’m a hockey player, my stick is long and I know how to use it.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
I’m a hockey player. I take my mask off for eating and well… eating.
I’m not a dirty player on the hockey field. Just in bed.
I’m really good at slap shots. Do you want me to show you?
I’ve gone five-hole ten times today, can I try a you-hole?
If you were my puck, I’d be a horrible hockey player. Know why? Because I’d miss you every time.
If you’d come home with me tonight you’d discover a new meaning to roughing.
Is your box free? Because I need to come in for a penalty.
Is your name Gretzky? Because I think you’re great.
Let’s take out our gloves and get the party started.
Much like my skate blade, my penis is also made of steel.
The Iceman cometh but not before you.
Unlike my hockey stick, my stick-stick is dead straight.
Want to be in my tonsil hockey team?
Want to puck me?
What do you say we score together tonight?
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Will you let me slip one real quick?
You know, my hockey stick isn’t the only thing that’s hard.
You must be Stanley because you have a beautiful cup.
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