Are you looking for some math pick up lines?
Let’s admit it: unfortunately, it’s not always easy to impress someone. That’s exactly the reason we created this list of the 60 best pick up lines about math for you to mathematically break the ice and increase your chances. Have fun!
Pick Up Lines with Math
Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations…
If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we’d be ONE!
Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point..
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance?
I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!
You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
Hey baby, can i see what’s under your radical?
At absolute zero, you would still move me.
Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded…
My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
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Integrate
Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.
Dividing by Zero
Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.
Tangent
Baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Unbounded Functions
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
Just a Fraction
We are just two fractions in a world of reals, but together we can become whole.
Concave Up
I’m sure my love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Right Triangle
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
Solution
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
7 Digits
I wonder how can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Algebra
I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?
Second Derivative
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
Limits
I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.
Riemann sum
Cutie, you and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Radius
At the sights of your arc length, my radius grows instantly.
Leslie
Your name is Leslie? Look. I can spell your name on my calculator.
Sine
Hey baby, what’s your sine?
Converge
Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.
Calculus
I think I need a little help with my Calculus – can you integrate my natural log?
Perfect Squares
Just by looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
You Would Be My Asymptote
If I were a function, you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.
Fundamental Theorem
Baby, you simply fascinate me more than Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Sine
I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent.
Don’t Worry!
There are no factors to worry about. What we have here is primal.
Finite Basis of Vectors
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
90 Degree Angle
Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you’ve been looking right all day!
Problem Sets
I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be probably doing me on your desk.
Pi
My love for you is like pi – never ending.
Exponential Curve
My love is like an exponential curve – it’s unbounded.
Solutions to Equations
I’d really like to plug my solution into your equation.
Approach Infinity
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, ’cause I want to go all the way with you.
x^2
We’re going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slope is actually increasing.
Empty Set
Baby, I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
Set Theory
I hope you now set theory because I want to intersect and union you.
Complex Zero
I had so many complex zeroes to my polynomial, but I’m convinced that only you could be the real one.
Substitution
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-stitution?
Triple Integral
You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
Square root
Listen, I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What, you don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Sweeter Than Pi
Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.
Polynomial
Hey baby, want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal?
Sin^2 + Cos^2
If you were sin^2 and I was cos^2x, then together we’d make one.
Asymptote
Hey cutie, nice asymptote!
Math Book
Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… you solve all my problems!
Obtuse and Acute
I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
Differentiate
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?
Domain Range
I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
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